Am I the only one who is not surprised that Rick Perry zoomed up to the top of the polls as the GOP nominee for president? It’s the hair. The camera loves him. Billy Bob voter don’t need no more than that. Throw in a nice smile, a manly voice, and a kick-their-ass swagger when he talks about Washington, D.C. and you got all the ingredients for the next man in cowboy boots to sit in the Oval Office. Overnight it appears that Rick Perry has zoomed to the top in the polls. Even before he announced his intentions to run. With those early polls putting at the top of the GOP heap, his nomination seems a certainty. The GOP is running scared to get anybody at all to defeat Barack Obama for a second term. Is it possible Perry could be our next rock star president? He isn’t the first politician with good hair and a sound delivery on camera to make it to the White House. Take Ronald Reagan. He was the all-American boy, the Gipper. He won our hearts long before on the Silver Screen, then later on television as the Old Ranger. The familiarity of Reagan’s face to American voters got him elected governor of California. His face was recognizable in the long list of movies Reagan starred in, e.g., “King’s Row”, “Bedtime for Bonzo”, and “The Knute Rockne Story.” Then later, on television, Reagan hosted Death Valley Days, the General Electric Theater, and other prime time programs. Face recognition. Nothing like it. You see the face, your lizard brain says “good” and you pull the lever in the voting booth. No one would ever know that you never did any research on who Reagan was before and after he took office as president of the United States. You just like the way he carries himself and smiles, right? But here are a few reminders (milestones) about who the man behind the face and the wink and a smile truly was. Some of Reagan’s legacy.
Just between us voters, oftentimes Billy Bob don’t have time to research the candidate beyond the TV screen. You are too busy raising children, working hard to put bread on the table, commuting, you know the drill. So your lizard-brain assessment of a candidate’s qualifications tends to be almost 100% subjective. No time to research his voting record. But would you like to have a beer with him? That’s the ticket. Got Bush II elected. Or was that Antonin Scalia (bite my tongue)? Only got time to watch him on television and see how good he talks on camera. Issues don’t really matter. The country’s financial future hit the wall when Reagan convinced American voters that borrowing and spending 3 trillion dollars during peacetime was the right thing to do. After all, he said, the Evil Empire (Russia) was a real threat to democracy, Christianity, and life as we knew it. Americans saw the twinkle in his eye on camera and bought into it. And the ongoing interest on the extra $3 Trillion in debt he plunged us into since he left office in 1988. Like in 23 years X say 3% X $3,000,000,000,000.00. Then you compound the interest and it becomes even more double trouble. Where were the Tea Bagger Police when you really needed them? And how come they all gone all lock-jawed on talking about the massive borrowing and spending that occurred at the hands of GOP? Guess they caint count or cipher the truth all that well.
Now John Boehner and Paul Ryan never mention Reagan’s borrowing and spending to get us ready for a showdown with Mother Russia. Isn’t that what led us to the present financial disaster America now faces? So why don’t these indignant Tea Baggers bust Reagan’s butt for all the trillions he borrowed and spent in PEACE TIME? Can you say HYPOCRITES? Can you say $640 toilet seats? $500 hammers? Billions of dollars for an aircraft carrier? Grand Theft Country? I mean would anybody in their right mind be able to justify having our dear Uncle Sam pay $640 for one toilet seat when you can buy one at Wal-Mart or The Home Depot for $14.95?
Has any conservative, Republican, or Tea Bagger, including Sarah Palin or Michelle Bachman, ever brought up the Trillions of dollars borrowed and spent by GOP presidents and their lapdog congresses? In the interest of the Tea Party’s hard line stance to stop spending, why do they put Social Security on the operating table and never, never, never mention the borrowing and spending on wars and military buildup of planes and ships and maintaining over 5,000 military bases all over the world? Does being a Tea Bagger mean you naturally got a terminal case of the Arithmetic Dumbass Virus? Heck, Bush II borrowed and spent $4 Trillion dollars more during his 8-year term in office. But that’s another story, and to this day nobody seems to care that much. Certainly not John Boehner, Sarah Palin, Grover Norquist, Sean Hannity, Paul Ryan, or Glenn Beck. You know, all them fiscally “responsible” people who got working people and poor people government programs in their country club crosshairs? I don’t know why not, but it would be fun to see them asked the question on “Face the Nation” someday.
Many American voters, though they can’t recall much that Reagan did or did not do as president, think that Reagan made us feel good again as Americans. Unless you were union. He literally destroyed unions when he fired the Air-Traffic Controllers who went on strike for more benefits. He attacked Grenada (Yeehaw). You hardly ever saw him in an impromptu setting unless he was walking from the helicopter to the White House. And for the camera he always pointed to his ear to indicate he could not hear the reporter’s questions for all the ‘copter engine noise. Now that is a real inconvenient truth (sorry Al Gore). In truth, Reagan had no prepared script to read from, but the camera loved his face each time, his smile, his All-American boy charm, even after he grew old. And America excused him for being an old dumbass. And we paid dearly for it. But hell, he looked good on camera and made us feel good again. Right?
Then came the Terminator. Arnold Swartzenegger ran in a special recall election against the governor of California, Gray Davis, and won. It was swift. And neat. Arnold came in the front door while Davis barely made it out the servants’ entrance with dirty shirt sleeves hanging out of his bags. Lordy, how did that happen? Everybody in California smoking weed or what? Anyway, it happened. Arnold Swartzenegger pulled it off. He was a recognizable face from the movies and television. The Terminator. Conan. Kindergarten Cop. That’s all it takes to get Billy Bob voter to pull the lever. How can you argue with results? Actors with good looks and hair and clever little lines are much more qualified to lead and govern the state of California, right? Sigh. But wait. The Terminator gave a stirring speech at the 2004 Republican Convention. Who could forget the “Don’t be a girlie man” reference to Democrats and John Kerry? That was at the Republican National Convention of 2004 when delegates wore tasteless Band Aids with Purple Hearts on their cheeks to denote that Kerry’s medals were given to him for little scratches he received while commander of a Swift Boat in the Mekong River Delta. Kerry volunteered, Bush avoided combat duty thanks to Poppy and Houston businessman Sid Ager. And Ahnald never served in a war except on a movie set. But it all effectively crushed Kerry.
So Ahnald got to play a new role as governor of California for years.
Hollywood is everything when it comes to the American voter. Rick Perry has all the basic characteristics to win. Like Reagan and Ahnald, the camera loves him. He has good hair. And the Billy Bob American voter don’t give a rat's ass no how. About issues. Or researching voting records. Or whether a presidential candidate advocates seceding from the Union, the United States of America. You know, the country he wants to be the leader of? Has America gone mad?
So can anyone really tell me why Rick Perry could leap to the top of the polls right after he entered the race as a GOP candidate for president? Does anyone really know or care about his record on issues? Why would he leap up to the top of the GOP roster with Bachman and Romney? Anybody have an opinion on that? Other than the camera loves him? And our lizard brains need to embrace illusory heroes that don’t exist or never did? Did Rick Perry really say that Ben Bernanke should be tried for treason if he kept on printing money?
With Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush’s iron fist on America for a long 16 years combined we saw a borrowing and spending spree that totaled over $7,000,000,000,000.00. That additional IOU we racked up and added to our National Debt PLUS compounded interest on that DEBT is the chief reason we are beyond bankruptcy as a country in 2011. Countries like China, Japan, and Saudi Arabia who are holding the bag on that debt are getting nervous. Obama cannot stop the dam from breaking. All he knows to do is to tell Bernanke to print more dollars while he rides the fence in hopes that Republicans will be nice to him and favor some of his policies. But in the process, Obama puts Social Security and Medicare on Boehner’s chopping block just as smooth as you please while saying he will never do it. Yeah, right. Reagan and Bush and their TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN TAX CUTS FOR THE RICH have decimated our National Treasury even beyond the borrowing and spending for false wars and protection from bogey man Evil Empires.
But Rick Perry could be the worst of them all when it comes to butchering and killing most all the social programs the working men and women have. In Part II to follow in 2 weeks we will dissect Rick Perry the man in a little mini-biography in an attempt to show who he really is, and reveal who is behind the mask of Governor Goodhair.
I confess to cutting and pasting a bit when it comes to movies and how you would like them to be characterized. For instance, remember the Star Wars movie where Luke Skywalker fought his father, Darth Vader? Well when Vader took his black helmet off, in my mind I fantasized that the face I saw was that of Dick Cheney. That would be poetic justice of sorts. But what’s behind Perry’s mask feels more blood-curdling. I picture Perry as the alien in the movie “Independence Day.” You remember, the one who the president asked, “What do you want us to do?” “Die.” the alien replied. With the vehemence and bile that lets Perry openly say that Social Security and Medicare is unconstitutional, Perry has to know that many thousands, perhaps millions of people will die if these programs suddenly came to an end. Does Perry care? I don’t think so. And you know that if elected, he’s going after those programs.